Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
One of those we lost was a young girl named Hadiya Pendleton. She was 15 years old. She loved Fig Newtons and lip gloss. She was a majorette. She was so good to her friends, they all thought they were her best friend. Just three weeks ago, she was here, in Washington, with her classmates, performing for her country at my inauguration. And a week later, she was shot and killed in a Chicago park after school, just a mile away from my house.
Hadiya’s parents, Nate and Cleo, are in this chamber tonight, along with more than two dozen Americans whose lives have been torn apart by gun violence. They deserve a vote.
Gabby Giffords deserves a vote.
The families of Newtown deserve a vote.
The families of Aurora deserve a vote.
The families of Oak Creek, and Tucson, and Blacksburg, and the countless other communities ripped open by gun violence – they deserve a simple vote.
"LADIES, you should be EXCITED because in MITT ROMNEY’S ECONOMY businesses will be SO DESPERATE for workers that they will actually HIRE WOMEN and let you GET HOME IN TIME TO COOK DINNER FOR YOUR CHILDREN
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PAUL RYAN JUST LAUGHED LIKE BUSH!
COME ON CRAZY UNCLE JOE!
