Happy birthday to meee
My blog has turned threeeee
I can’t sleep because I keep thinking about Bob Ross and Mister Rogers piloting a Jaeger.
Now you’re thinking about it.
The gentlest Jaeger. It sits the kaijus down and talks to them about their feelings until the tantrum stops, and then they do art therapy.
You ever wonder how many kids were born in or around July 1982 cause of the activities after Harry defeated Voldemort?
Like did they call it the Potter Boom?
I bet St. Mungos couldn’t handle it.
Seriously, I bet the majority of the first years during Harry’s third year were only there cause their parents were “celebrating” the dark lord’s downfall.
A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel.
Marvel’s Chris trifecta
The fucked up state of our society has everything to do with baby boomers and nothing to do with iPhones
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY
the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
The climatic Anne Frank House scene was ruined by me not being able to think about anything other than 2 years ago a hysterical Ashby describing said scene at 3 in the morning at Buckeyethon while we were both dehydrated and sleep deprived and had lost Alexis half an hour ago and given up looking for her so we were just pacing the 3rd floor.
He also shouted at a passerby at one point but I forgot why.